[She's not excited to talk about what happened last week, not at all, but she's had to recite the details to a few people already. She knows it'll be one of the first things someone asks her, too, so it's better to get this out of the way.]

There's a labyrinth under the town. Before I start, I don't want anyone taking this as encouragement to go down there and check it out, because that's a really bad idea. Seriously. [A pointed glance at Milla.] But I guess I'll just... start from the top, and once I'm done you can all ask any questions you might have or whatever.

[Deep breath.]

I guess to start off, it depends if you all want the short version or the more in depth version.